-NO ANIME POLICE-

Subsidiary of the Royal Society for the Prevention of Anime

At The Royal Society for the Prevention of Anime, we want to spread our message of hope and compassion. We believe that a single action can make a difference in the community, and that collective action can greatly impact the world. Through advocacy and outreach activities, our team works tirelessly each day to contribute their part to the greater good. We know that if we all work hard, we can achieve a world without anime. That's why we're committed to our slogan: NO ANIME.
Below is Penguin Dave, our mascot. He wants to stop anime too.

ABOUT

Our Roots

Here at Royal Society for the Prevention of Anime, we are driven by a single goal; destroy anime. Our decision making process is informed by comprehensive empirical studies and high quality data evaluation. We strive to build productive relationships and make a positive impact with all of our pursuits. We are committed to our goal of eradicating anime from our planet.

ACTIVITIES

Making A Difference

ANIME PREVENTION

Our mission

With this initiative, our goal is to promote great opportunities for those in need. With access to the right resources, people can become empowered by their own abilities and gain the confidence to fulfill their potential. Learn more about our work by getting in touch with our team today by emailing us at NoAnimePolice@gmail.com.
We coordinate with local police forces to arrange complex operations to lock away the sick and perverted criminals walking our streets distributing anime to children. Our policy prevents us from telling you where our current activities are taking place, but you can be certain that the Royal Society for the Prevention of Anime is out there somewhere, trying to make a difference. After all, we're committed to our pledge to make anime go away.

ANIME EDUCATION

One Step at a Time

We send our highly trained staff to schools worldwide to educate children from the ages of 6 to 18 on the dangers of anime. We like to start early; as anime addiction and weeaboo tendencies can manifest early.

PARENTAL COUNSELLING

Reinforcing our Commitment

We have a team of highly skilled and highly trained professionals in the field of relationship counselling, with dozens of years of experience each. Our award winning counsellors can get your family back on track after an anime-related family breakdown.
They are here to help you.

AWARDS

Our services are first class.

Nominated - Arthur J. Schrute Award for Anime Prevention (2005)

Nominated - Megan Alice Award for Child Safety (2009)

Won - Arthur J. Schrute Award for Anime Prevention (2010)

Won - Royal Prize for Anti-Anime Affairs (2011)

Won - Arthur J. Schrute Award for Anime Prevention (2011)

Nominated - Megan Alice Award for Child Safety (2012)

Won - Arthur J. Schrute Award for Anime Prevention (2012)

Nominated - Arthur J. Schrute Award for Anime Prevention (2013)

Won - Arthur J. Schrute Award for Anime Prevention (2014)

Won - Arthur J. Schrute Award for Anime Prevention (2015)

Won - Royal Prize for Excellence in Anime Obliteration (2016)
Won - Megan Alice Award for Child Safety (2016)

Won - Arthur J. Schrute Award for Anime Prevention (2016)

Won - Arthur J. Schrute Award for Anime Prevention (2017)

“Though it has not manifested itself yet, there is a looming spectre in the Japanese cartoon industry. Soon, the world will find out the dangers of a new threat, which I pre-emptively dub 'Anime'.”

Friedrich Nietzsche, 1905, 5 years after his death.

KEY PEOPLE

Committed to the Cause

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SIR CHARLES FREDERICK

President of the Society

Sir Frederick has been with the society since its founding in 2002. A successful internet entrepeneur, he founded several other missions, such as the Royal Society for the Naming of Individual Birds (RSNIB), which has to-date named more than 6,300,000 individual wild birds, and the Royal Society for Placing Things on top of Other Things (RSPTOT), which last year alone placed more than thirty-seven (37) things on top of other things.
Sir Frederick was born in the Ukraine in 1993 and moved to the United Kingdom in 1995, with his family. He became president of the society in 2010 after a successful military coup. In 2016, he was nominated as number 88 on the Forbes list of 100 Influential Young People.

DEBORAH-CAROL ANNE-LILY MARGARET-SUSAN SMITH IV

Chief Parental Advisor

Deborah-Carol joined the Royal Society for the Prevention of Anime in 2006 after successfully helping her children escape anime. Deborah-Carol is a successful mother, having raised more than forty-seven children, with her husband, Philip.

Deborah-Carol is committed to the Society, and that is why she has come so far. However, her important status has not gone to her head, as Deborah-Carol is still the unnofficial donut provider for our UK office.

Deborah-Carol is known for her lovely sense of humour and her commitment to bring a smile to everyone's face. She is known around the office as 'that lady who always rolls into the break room on her office chair and says "Do I smell margaritas?!?!"'

In 2014, Deborah-Carol was diagnosed with Low Resolution Syndrome (LRS), for which there is no cure. Deborah-Carol is on indefinite leave. We all wish her and her family our most sincere condolences in this difficult time.

MELISSA WILSON

WANTED

Melissa is internationally wanted for spreading horrible office gossip about Gladys' personal life.
If you or anyone you know has any information regarding her whereabouts, please contact the Royal Society immediately.
It is currently believed that she is hiding somewhere in South America, central Africa, or the Himalayas. She is likely integrated into local culture. She is likely using a false identity. She is to be considered armed and deadly.
Melissa is also completely incorrect. Gladys did not cheat on her husband. It was a one-night thing, okay?

PENGUIN DAVE

Mascot

With us since our founding, Penguin Dave is our most popular mascot, representing our commitment to bringing anime producers to justice. He is an easily recognisable icon of the society.

Penguin Dave loves Pizza, loves 'Sports/Video Games', loves 'yeeting', and loves Jesus. If you want to know more about what Penguin Dave likes, fill out our survey here.

Penguin Dave hates anime.